Welcome to my site!!!
My name is Essie and I made this for funsies (because apparently I have too much free time) and out of nostalgia for the old web. I'm sick of minimalism and metaverses and monopolies over social media by douchebag billionaires, I wanna go back to the ridiculousness of decentralization and Sailor Moon fanpages with rainbow graphics.That's a lot of long words... sorry
Anyways, if you're here and you're one of my friends, hi! Sorry if I haven't texted you back (it's very likely no matter who you are). If you're not, well, I can't exactly kick you out. You're welcome here too!